What is the definition of Deutschland Math?

"Deutschel Math" is like the German equivalent of that one math teacher who thinks every equation should have a dramatic flair. Picture this: "Our German Math class is about to take on the world, with equations that might just make you question whether the answer is 2 or 3, depending on your perspective."

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Now, here's a sentence that might send a chill down your spine: "The math teacher at Deutschel Math demanded that we solve for x in the equation of the universe: 2x + 3 = 5, but then decided to add a twist: we're now solving for 'x' while wearing a neon green calculator that glows when you mess up."